Jokes

1- Ustad I Love you kis ne ejad Kia?
shagird!China ne
ustad wo kaisay.
shagird Because is ki na  koi gauranti hai na warnti chalay to chand tak na chalay to sham tak
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2-Larkay walay larki k ghar gaye aur pocha larki kaya karti hai?
Larki ki ma, Ge Mashallah 5 rupay main 500 sms karti hai.
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3-Ek bachay ne masomiat se swal kia. Sir! kaya ye durast hai k bachay qom ka sarmaya aur mulk ka mustkbil hain?
ustad ne jawab dia tum ne bilkul thek suna hai. bachay ne masomiat se kaha sir magar hakumat is sarmaye main izafay se parashan q hai.